Imagine this:
A great morning and you plan to go out to the park for a family picnic.
Suddenly clouds build up, a downpour lasts for 40 minutes around the noon time. You cancel your plan and your wife decides to make pakoras to enjoy with coffee.
The clouds clear at around 4 PM and the sun shines again. The pakoras with coffee is not what you want anymore.
Life, metaphor with any word that you want, is a complex function when you try to map it with time.
When you allow random thoughts to surface your mind, you invariably try to seek a connection among events and weave a pattern out of all these.
Else, it is dismissed as waste of time and randomness.
I watched a movie yesterday and was not able to understand why the protagonist of the movie had to fall in love. I am not going to write about the movie any further, as I am sure you are beginning to feel the following:
1. Which movie am I referring to?
2. How dumb am I to not write anything further. If you were not around the Hindi phrase, "Kya Chutiya Hain?" then you are different from 96.618% of Indians.
Yes, if you searched in Google how I reached that number, there is a high probability that Google will return this page as one of the top search results. If you still don't believe me and searched, let me know what you find. I am curios and already curtailing my temptation to search.
Talking about Indians, I know a Assamese named Bidwan Baruah. I am sure he will be one of the few readers of this blog. He could call me and abuse me or write a nasty comment. Easy to predict. But the fun thing about him is that he can speak Swahili when he speaks. And then continue the same topic in English when he wakes up.
Not sure how many have drank natural spring water bottled by POLAR. For question about their products or a water quality report, call: 800 - 734 - 9800. If you are not able to reach out to them, do not call me or comment in this post as I just copied those details from the bottle here.
Talking about copying, I am not sure how many people have realized this but we use space bar more than we use other keys in the keyboard. The reason the space bar is wider because it allows you to press the space button from both your left hand and right hand. But you would now realize that you have been using your right hand fingers to press the space bar, all this while. Yeah, the left handed people, you can die if you feel left out. We will still have hunger problems!
Left handed guys, ever wondered how the alphabets would look like if a left handed person designed the alphabets? Ever wondered why all curves in alphabets proceed from left to right?
Left to right, reminds me of left hand driving and right hand driving. If we allow a Britisher and an American to drive from opposite ends and not tell in which country they are in, they will both meet at the same side of the road and the other side of the road will be empty.
Now, you would have realized that I am centering around the topics around left - right and as I want to keep things Random, let me move out of it.
Ever sat in a bus alone and thought whether the bus driver would drive faster than the average speed or slower? If the driver is given clear instructions, ever realized that your thought about speed will not create any difference to your reaching time?
How many times immediately after afternoon sex, you felt like going out and hanging out with your same sex friends? Do you know that the capital of Honduras is Teguchigalpa? If you know, can you comment on this post the capital of Madagascar? If you think I could find it myself, then can you define how a top establishes its revolutions?
How many times after sending an email, you read the contents and felt that you missed out on a word in a sentence but expect the recipient to understand? Why are we not having Formula races that have cars running on alternate energy or electric power? Why do I feel that you are thinking now on this?
If you feel that this post is completely useless, baseless and totally waste, then I need you to write why you have not used calculus after college!
Embrace randomness as Infinity is still undefined!
A great morning and you plan to go out to the park for a family picnic.
Suddenly clouds build up, a downpour lasts for 40 minutes around the noon time. You cancel your plan and your wife decides to make pakoras to enjoy with coffee.
The clouds clear at around 4 PM and the sun shines again. The pakoras with coffee is not what you want anymore.
Life, metaphor with any word that you want, is a complex function when you try to map it with time.
When you allow random thoughts to surface your mind, you invariably try to seek a connection among events and weave a pattern out of all these.
Else, it is dismissed as waste of time and randomness.
I watched a movie yesterday and was not able to understand why the protagonist of the movie had to fall in love. I am not going to write about the movie any further, as I am sure you are beginning to feel the following:
1. Which movie am I referring to?
2. How dumb am I to not write anything further. If you were not around the Hindi phrase, "Kya Chutiya Hain?" then you are different from 96.618% of Indians.
Yes, if you searched in Google how I reached that number, there is a high probability that Google will return this page as one of the top search results. If you still don't believe me and searched, let me know what you find. I am curios and already curtailing my temptation to search.
Talking about Indians, I know a Assamese named Bidwan Baruah. I am sure he will be one of the few readers of this blog. He could call me and abuse me or write a nasty comment. Easy to predict. But the fun thing about him is that he can speak Swahili when he speaks. And then continue the same topic in English when he wakes up.
Not sure how many have drank natural spring water bottled by POLAR. For question about their products or a water quality report, call: 800 - 734 - 9800. If you are not able to reach out to them, do not call me or comment in this post as I just copied those details from the bottle here.
Talking about copying, I am not sure how many people have realized this but we use space bar more than we use other keys in the keyboard. The reason the space bar is wider because it allows you to press the space button from both your left hand and right hand. But you would now realize that you have been using your right hand fingers to press the space bar, all this while. Yeah, the left handed people, you can die if you feel left out. We will still have hunger problems!
Left handed guys, ever wondered how the alphabets would look like if a left handed person designed the alphabets? Ever wondered why all curves in alphabets proceed from left to right?
Left to right, reminds me of left hand driving and right hand driving. If we allow a Britisher and an American to drive from opposite ends and not tell in which country they are in, they will both meet at the same side of the road and the other side of the road will be empty.
Now, you would have realized that I am centering around the topics around left - right and as I want to keep things Random, let me move out of it.
Ever sat in a bus alone and thought whether the bus driver would drive faster than the average speed or slower? If the driver is given clear instructions, ever realized that your thought about speed will not create any difference to your reaching time?
How many times immediately after afternoon sex, you felt like going out and hanging out with your same sex friends? Do you know that the capital of Honduras is Teguchigalpa? If you know, can you comment on this post the capital of Madagascar? If you think I could find it myself, then can you define how a top establishes its revolutions?
How many times after sending an email, you read the contents and felt that you missed out on a word in a sentence but expect the recipient to understand? Why are we not having Formula races that have cars running on alternate energy or electric power? Why do I feel that you are thinking now on this?
If you feel that this post is completely useless, baseless and totally waste, then I need you to write why you have not used calculus after college!
Embrace randomness as Infinity is still undefined!
